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Introducing Panzer’s new skincare line

A mockup of Panzer's luxury face lotion, an April Fool's joke in 2024

INTRODUCING PANZER’S SKINCARE

Rejuvenate your skin with our lightweight, wrinkle-tackling moisturiser enriched with extracts of Omega-3 rich smoked salmon oil. Gentle, but hard-working (much like swimming upstream) this cream boosts hydration for smoother, plumper, so-fish-ticated skin. Unleashing the science within the salmon, this is the first in our exciting new line of skincare produced from the smoked salmon offcuts of our very own deli counter. Launching next: Panzer’s luxury hair mousse for stronger, silkier lox (er… locks).

Panzer's skincare range on a smiling model, an April Fool's joke in 2024

*Launching April 1st, 2024

WE’RE STARTING AN IN-STORE REFURB

We have some VERY exciting projects coming in 2024 starting with: doubling the size of our kitchens.

This will mean no hot meals or warm lunches, if you visit us in store, for a few weeks beginning on Monday, March 25th. Our terraced seating will remain open for coffees, cakes & bakes. You can still order bagels, sandwiches & salads inside at the deli to eat outside. And we hope to be back up and running for hot meals (and soon MORE) in a few weeks. 

DELIVERY ZONE INFORMATION

Local London Delivery

Due to the nature of our range, some items can only be delivered within the London area. If your order containers any flowers or fresh fruit then you will need to live locally to be able to have it delivered. Sushi is delivered within a 3 mile radius of our store.

Nationwide Delivery

All other goods can be delivered nationwide (excluding Highlands and Islands) via our partner couriers. There is a slightly larger delivery cost for this service outside of London.

Collection In Store

Everything on the store can be ordered for collection from our store. Orders must be picked up on your chosen collection date, and can be picked up from the store between the hours of 9am – 6pm, seven days a week. If your order was placed online, please bring your order confirmation when collecting.

Certain goods can be sent overseas, please call for more information.